hook: The worst possible timeline
by: Isaac Banner
formation: Becket ccw
A1 | 8 | right left through
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6 | star left 3 places
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2 | neighbors pull by left
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A2 | 8 | prev neighbors swing
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8 | gentlespoons start a half hey - lefts in center, rights on ends - ladles ricochet
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B1 | 0 | gentlespoons catch partners with right hands, and take left hands in the center
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6 | star promenade left ¾, original ladles catch right hands
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2 | ladles star promenade right ¼, drop off partners
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8 | ladles allemande right once
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B2 | 8 | partners swing
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8 | partners promenade and loop left to next neighbors ⁋
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Look, this should go without saying, but don’t call this dance unless you’re trying to cause chaos.
That said, I hate how much I don’t hate a ricochet hey to a star promenade. It’s kind of not horrible, in a way that feels like I should hire myself either a therapist or an exorcist and I’m not sure which.
B1 ladles star promenade is really more like a revolving door but you would not believe how many dancers get uptight about allemanding an extra halfway around if you don’t lie to them and call it something else.